“To my next door neighbor on my street in McKinney, Texas: I am writing this to formally complain about the absolute chaos coming from your backyard yesterday. Some of us crave a quiet weekend, but apparently, you decided to hire Magical Matty for your child’s birthday party, and my peace and quiet was completely doomed.

I don’t know what kind of extreme children’s entertainment you paid for, but the non-stop, roaring laughter from a yard full of kids was completely out of hand. If you wanted a calm, predictable neighborhood event, you failed miserably by hiring this guy.”
– Leslie E. (your neighbor on the left side)

“The second I saw Magical Matty’s bright vehicle pull up in front of your house in McKinney, I knew my quiet afternoon was over. For over an hour, all I heard over my fence was a massive crowd of kids laughing, and yelling at the top of their lungs.

Apparently, Magical Matty has been a professional magician in the DFW area for over 12 years, and it shows. I knew his kids’ magic shows and puppet shows are specifically tailored for ages 3 to 10, but even the adults in your yard were laughing too loudly.”

Non-stop noice! Just when I thought the magic shows were over and the noise would stop, the real party chaos began. Out came the balloon twisting. Magical Matty started whipping out fun, colorful, and amazing balloon animals at breakneck speeds. Every single time a kid got a giant superhero sword or a cute little puppy, there was another explosion of cheers.

To make matters worse, he stayed to do face painting too! He turned half the neighborhood kids into vibrant tigers and superheroes. He is literally the complete package, which means the fun dragged on for hours.

If you are planning more fun events or birthday parties in McKinney, you need to warn the rest of your neighbors. Magical Matty is clearly the only entertainer around here who can keep a crowd that wildly entertained, and your party was the exact opposite of a boring flop.

If any other McKinney parents are reading this and planning to book Magical Matty’s calendar for a weekend fix of fun, please just send me an invite next time so I don’t have to listen to the best party on the block from across the fence!
-Edith R. Murray (neighbor behind your house)